Paladin Brewing “Heroic Beer Drinker” Dragon Zip Hoodie
$40.00
About this item
Paladin Brewing “Heroic Beer Drinker” Dragon Zip Hoodie
Behold: the hoodie for beer drinkers who prefer their legendary quests with a front zipper, because sometimes pulling a hoodie over your head is just too much cardio.
On the front, this hoodie whispers: “I’m a responsible adult who enjoys finely crafted beer.”
On the back, it screams: “THERE IS A DRAGON AND I AM AMAZING.”
Featuring our fiery winged beast breathing life (and smoke) into the words Crafted for Heroic Beer Drinkers, this hoodie instantly boosts your confidence, warmth, and likelihood of starting conversations like, “Hey, nice dragon.”
The zip front makes it perfect for layering, quick removal during heroic battles (or when the taproom gets warm), and dramatic entrances where you unzip and reveal your Paladin-themed shirt underneath.
Features:
- Dragon graphic that adds +10 to your Beer Drinking Skill
- Cozy and ideal for quests, breweries, and grocery shopping
- A zipper that works smoother than your last pickup line
- Split kangaroo pockets for snacks, spells, or emergency bottle openers
- Unisex fit for every brave adventurer
Zip up. Drink up. Hero up.
